Funny Store Signs

• Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
  
  
• Outside a hotel: "Help. We need inn-experienced people."
  
  
• In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in five minutes. Sit! Stay!"
  
  
• At the electric company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
  
  
• On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
  
  
• In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
  
  
• Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
  
  
• In a counselor's office: "Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional."